Jim Humbles me

Jim would pretty much chop everything very quickly and accurately whereas I tended to take a more... relaxed route.

Some Background

I said I wanted to chop wood. So Jim went out and found the biggest damn tree in the area for me.

Not a Camera Trick

That really is a big frickin wide tree.

Kablooey!

When Jim split wood, the wood would often fly away.

Dozer Loader #3

Behind me, Jim thinks "Why does he keep picking up all the easy ones?"

Kablooey #2

When I split wood, it sometimes bounced away ... but not with the energy of Jim the Wood Fiend

Dozer Loader #4

This rock was so heavy, the John Deere tipped forward! Fortunately, I was able to pick it back up and take the pressure off the dozer.

Teacher Jim

Jim and Michelle took mercy on me, first showing how a competent person chops wood and then leaving me without an audience (or laugh track).

First Strike Jim

Bear in mind that Jim loves Kung Fu - in his mind he is probably splitting his enemies in two to restore honor to his family.